IMPORTANT NOTICE.

HELLO ALL GIRLS OUT THERE!

I'm a girl who is as cool as a guy, is looking for a girlfriend!

GIRLfriend. alright?

Call me up and I'll pleasure you.

One warning tho, there'll be no commitment in this relationship.

vomits.

how can i just realize how annoying her voice really is.

why did i even think it's cute in the first place.

I'm a Smartass?

I realized, I hate writing an essay where all facts and forms are already established and you are expected not to plagiarize while writing about it.

So not my cup of tea.

Although indeed, if properly done, we can learn something from it.

But no one really bothers, innit.

Oh The Signs!

I knew it.

When I actually start to think about bingeing on junk food - ice cream, chocolate, salty chips, sweet stuffs in general....

It's my time of the month coming soon.

What a delightful warning.

And I did ate all those junks to my heart's content before shit starts this morning.

Cheerioooos.

Been A Good Long Time!

I so fancied playing The Sims 3, I downloaded it in under 6 hours and played 5 hours at start.

While The Sims is about letting you control your character's life, the reality is that you are the one actually being controlled.

Can you feel the every bit of irony in the sentence above?

Of course, it doesn't only apply to this game, it includes many others as well.

So, people do mean it when they say "Go get a life." to an apparently addicted gamer.

Earth's Children

HAHA. Who would have thought? When I was googling for websites that list free movies for streaming online, I came across The Clan of The Cave Bear, a movie made in 1986. Andd about maybe 10 years or more after, I had read Jean M. Auel's fifth installment of her Earth's Children series - The Shelters of Stone.

I wonder why is it that I am attracted to such stories. But they are really enjoyable stories. I did learnt a number of things from them. Now that I have realized, I am tempted to collect the series. And whoopee! The sixth book will be out in March this year, the 29th!

I really wonder! :)

Piss Off Indeed.

You people are so fcking strange you know.

With the few times you've been out to throw rubbish, haven't you notice anything amiss with the gate? Or can it be plausible that you use the intact side of the gate for access without realizing the broken right side is erm.. coming off its hinges?? It's such a motha fcking wonder. I swear.

What the fck is the reasoning that it's a shared parking lot between our house and the house downstairs?? Please have more common sense?? Our back door leads to the back gate on the left side. And obviously, one house here only get one parking lot. If it's so called shared... Omfg, this is seriously some kid common sense it would be such a waste of time for me to elaborate. You get the idea!

And then, top lock for side 2 of gate, middle lock for both sides of gate and lastly bottom lock for side 1 of gate. So bottom lock held side 1 in place, somebody wasn't able to budge the middle lock and left the gate unlock, okay fine. So what she did was lock up the top lock on side 2 of gate. Okay. Then on a windy night, apparently the top lock wasn't stable enough and it fell off thus side 2 flung open and kept swinging back and forth for the whole night. The next morning it laid dead on the ground. That was what, almost 2 weeks ago. Someone helped prop side 2 of gate up against the wall. But then the weight was too much and it fell again. Hello. Understand better now?

Okay. The gate next to ours is technically the same as ours!!!! Theirs is locked! And it's not destroyed like ours! What can you say?! That our neighbour might have messed with our gate?? How foolish!! AND YOU PEOPLE DID NOT EVEN BOTHER TO GO CHECK IT OUT FOR YOURSELF. WHAT THE FCK.

Can all of you please learn a lesson or two?

Piss off.